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Published Date: 15 April 2007
KATE Middleton is sitting on a multimillion-pound fortune if she chooses to sell the "biggest-ever kiss-and-tell story", according to Britain's leading publicist.
Within minutes of the news breaking yesterday that she had split with Prince William, her boyfriend of almost four years, a media bidding frenzy was sparked.

Max Clifford claims he has already had contact with several British papers, all desperate to buy up the story of the 25-year-old woman who many believed would be a future Queen of England.

Clifford said: "It would be the biggest-ever kiss-and-tell story if she sells, but she would never do that. I am sure she would never dream of doing that.

"But she is in the position of being the hottest kiss-and-tell property in history. I have already had contact from various national papers saying, 'If she contacts you, you tell us'."

There has been no official comment on the break-up from the royal household, but friends say the split is amicable. However, the royal family is now thought to be bracing itself for a barrage of rumour and counter-rumour over why the relationship ended and who the prince's next escort will be.

Despite the claims of a friendly split, Clifford says he believes there may be more to the story.

He added: "It has been increasingly obvious that William wanted to go out and enjoy himself. My instincts tell me that there is someone else in the background.

"There is just something that goes through my mind. That, maybe, he has met someone else.

"In the weeks and months ahead that would be gradually seen but, certainly, it will not be in the next few weeks."

Those close to the pair say that since Prince William, 24, became an officer with the Household Cavalry's Blues and Royals, he has been seeing less and less of his girlfriend.

They were last seen publicly together during last month's Cheltenham Festival and there had been increasing rumours that they would soon be engaged. But, privately, the prince is said to have admitted he would only get married when he turned 28.

Judy Wade, Hello! magazine's royal correspondent, said: "So recently we've seen them looking so happy together at the rugby and at Cheltenham. She was absolutely perfect."

She said Middleton's parent's would probably be most disappointed by the couple's decision to go their separate ways.

"I don't particularly blame the harassment of the press," she said. "I think Kate's been living in limbo, neither royal nor commoner any longer. It's been very difficult for her.

"William could have solved her problems by marrying her or announcing their engagement. She thought, 'Either marry me or I'm off'.

"I think that's the main reason: she was tired of life in limbo, even though she seemed perfect for it and seemed to be coping brilliantly."

Wade said the prince was "just not ready" for marriage, but added: "Let's not rule out a reconciliation when he realises what he has lost."

Ingrid Seward, editor-in-chief of Majesty magazine, said she thought the young couple had probably "got to a stage in their relationship where they couldn't go forwards".

"I was surprised. They have split up before but it was very much kept under wraps. Obviously, this time somebody wants the world to know - I can't imagine it was her."

She said it was probably a "very emotional" split, adding that the royal family would be sad about it because Kate was well-liked.

A 'close friend' of the prince and Middleton was quoted as saying: "As far as Kate is concerned, William simply hasn't been paying her enough attention. She is stuck in London while he is living in an officer's mess in Dorset.

"Kate feels hugely frustrated that their relationship just seems to be going backwards at a rate of knots."

Catherine Elizabeth Middleton, born in the Royal Berkshire Hospital, Reading, on January 9, 1982, first met Prince William at St Andrews University in 2001 when they both started studying the History of Art.

At the time they were living in the St Salvators Halls of Residence, albeit in separately-sexed accommodation.

Little over a year later, they moved into a four-bedroom cottage on the Strathtyrum Estate in Fife. Sharing with them was an old Etonian friend of the Prince called Felix Boyd. During this period, the prince was having serious doubts about his time at St Andrews and had spoken about quitting.

It was rumoured he was missing an ex-girlfriend, Arabella Musgrove, but Middleton was credited with persuading him to stay, although he opted to study geography.

By the autumn of 2003, there were strong rumours about the relationship between the Prince and Middleton, and the pair's liaison became public when they were photographed skiing together at the exclusive Swiss resort of Klosters.

They were immediately the hottest paparazzi couple, and while the prince may have been used to be the limelight, to his Middleton it was a complete culture shock.

But back in Fife and away from the cameras, the townsfolk rallied around the world's latest celebrity pairing and, along with the friends at St Andrews, vowed to keep them out of the public eye. According to one former student who was there at the time with them, Prince William and Middleton were "just another couple". The student, speaking on condition of anonymity said: "They were very much left alone by everyone during this time.

"We all knew who William was but, to us, he was just another student trying to get on with his life. Yes, he may have ben second-in-line for the throne but he was just a stand-up guy to us.

"He and Kate would be seen all the time hanging around together, doing what any other couple, what any of us, would normally do. They would go to Tesco together, order a takeaway pizza, go for a drink in the town or just head out for a walk."

He added: "The only thing that was different about them was when they moved out of town to the cottage on the Strathtyrum Estate.

"Most of the students stayed within the confines of Fife but, apart from that and the fact that the prince had a car, there was nothing else unusual about them.

"There were never any big shows of public affection but it was clear to all of us that they were close and really enjoyed each others company.

"A lot of the couples who meet and get together at St Andrews end up getting married and some people did think that was what was going to happen to William and Kate."

relias@scotlandonsunday.com

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1

Guga,

Rockall 15/04/2007 00:58:32

Who cares?

2

Bill, Dunblane,

15/04/2007 01:08:41

"....a future Queen of England."

Says it all really.

3

Sinnerman,

Another Planet 15/04/2007 04:38:16

#1. I do, I really really do. Are you convinced?

4

Sinnerman,

Another Planet 15/04/2007 04:43:18

The Sinnerman PR Consultancy says: if you are in a relationship and are being hounded by the media, leak a story that the relationship has broken up, avoid meeting for a while, resume relationship in secret.

5

Ailsa Craig,

Near Arran 15/04/2007 05:37:13

#2. Exactly!

Who wrote this article? Who is Richard Elias? Not a Scot, presumably. And why on earth did "The Scotsman" PUBLISH it?

Mindlessly filling up newspaper space, I suppose!

6

steve 1511,

15/04/2007 06:46:13

lucky lass to escape the clutches of one of the duo who role in life is, night clubbing ,polo drunkeness,foreign holidays,etc,with a pr team to put spin on the good they do in the world,what a life we pay for them to have

7

Ruskie,

Edinburgh 15/04/2007 06:53:16

Ah. come on folks a nice story,royalty and a pretty couple-this sells papers.......

8

Disgruntled of Dalgety,

Dalgety Bay 15/04/2007 07:18:06

We are neither amused nor bovered!

9

andrzes,

15/04/2007 07:48:04

Looks to me like a possible Diana re-run.

10

nell from falkirk,

15/04/2007 08:17:40

yawn; if the "Scotsman" needs filler, then write about the scones competition at the WRI in Kilsyth, or flower arranging in Wick.
More interesting that this drivel.

11

jennie,

inverness 15/04/2007 08:22:15

Yawn - loads of people start relationships as students and then break up as they grow older - it's not exactly news, folks. But since this was the lead item everywhere yesterday, either nothing else is happening, or there is something happening they don't want us to notice............!

12

Victor Meldrew,

London 15/04/2007 08:24:18

Why do all the people who claim not to be bothered go to the effort of posting comments?

Anyway, why should the rest of us care that various nonentities don't care about the story? If you don't, just don't bother to read it and go and do something else instead.

13

Cadgers,

Perth 15/04/2007 08:33:49

#1 Rats Guga, read the headline and sped down to post
"Who cares?" Beat me to it again.

14

Cadgers,

Perth 15/04/2007 08:34:44

#13 Do you care that Willy has dumped the girlfriend?

15

AJ,

Fife 15/04/2007 08:37:23

Maybe she didn't fancy a life handcuffed to an inbred balding geek!!!!

16

LAM,

Edinburgh 15/04/2007 08:44:42

Totally agree Victor... anyway it is sad but unfortunately part of everyday life, my sons are exactly the same age as the Will and Harry and frankly this is just part of life that I expect they will go through..nothing unsual .. without the cameras and newspapers though... That's the sad part difficult enough at any age to go through a break up without the world talking about it and shoving cameras in your face... Just let them get on with it... if it is to be it will !!

17

Kenny A,

Scotland 15/04/2007 08:51:46

#7

Drunkenness and forign holidays sounds good to me, totaly agree with the sentiments though.

Feel a bit sorry for the girl though, she seems fairly decent and not like the publicity grabbing mob that the royals have sprouted in recent years.

18

drake's drum,

North Britain 15/04/2007 08:53:02

SOS is typically - or perhaps deliberately - ignorant in saying Kate Middleton could be the future 'Queen of England'. Hate to tell you, but that post disappeared 300 years ago. The Act of Union (no, not the Union of Crowns,) meant that all future monarchs were Kings or Queens of The United Kingdom of Great Britain (and later Ireland, then Northern Ireland too).
She may also have become Queen of Canada, Australia, etc., but NEVER the Queen of England.
Wake up, or shape up you pathetic 'journos' (or more likely Separatist/Republican stirrers).
As usual, facts disapppear when our Royal family come into the picture.
God save our Queen!

19

St Andrews Jock,

London, Englandshire. 15/04/2007 08:57:28

Does the 'Scotland on Sunday' believe that the cottage on the Strathtyrum Estate is outside "the confines of Fife"? Accurate and relevant reporting at its best!

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Hmm ...,

15/04/2007 09:57:57

... for once I agree with max Clifford - she won't sell her story.
And I do care that they have split - she has clearly been good for him, supportive and steadying.
He is daft if he doesn't realise what he is throwing away but I recognise his feeling that he is too young to marry - he is now living in a batchelor-based environment where a lot of well-off young officers can have a great time.
He will never forget her, though, and may come to regret his immaturity.

25

windturbiner,

gatwick 15/04/2007 10:07:09

hey, anyone got kate's moby number? :)

26

Mop,

Scotland 15/04/2007 10:53:42

With the amount of our young men and women coming home from Iraq/Afghanistan in bodybags,the fact we are facing an important election in May and many other international problems that the world is facing.Im sorry to say I have more to bother me than who the Royal family are dating next.

I cannot understand how this is national news,and I was disgusted when this appeared on local news the other day ahead of an article where a mother and youung baby had almost died in a fire,where are the priorites in this country??

27

commonsense,

Earth 15/04/2007 10:55:14

Isn't it great how we can appear so knowledgeable about people we have never met,and all we know about them ,has been fed to us by the media.

28

windturbiner,

gatwick 15/04/2007 10:57:56

don't forget this country is obsessed with celebs and the like!
go abroad if you want refreshing news!

29

windturbiner,

gatwick 15/04/2007 10:58:33

great she's free! time for a date kate? lol

30

Leo Jones,

Wales 15/04/2007 11:21:50

Those of you who say that the UK is obsessed with Royals and you need to go abroad for better news. The split between Kate and Wills is headline news in every single country in the world that does not have its own alternative monarchy. In those that have their own monarchy it is page two news. When Princess Diana spoke on that Panorama programme half of UK people watched it. Two thirds of Australians and New Zealanders watched it. Half of Germans watched it. I could go on .....

31

Sedov,

scotland 15/04/2007 11:36:40

Its just Kismet really or how about another musical " Kiss me Kate 2" ? Charlotte Church could play Kate Middleton and Pete Docherty could play the prince.

32

Analytical Techniques,

Edinburgh 15/04/2007 12:20:09

Britney Spears must be really happy. She fancied the Prince. The prince fancied her. The royal family slapped a ban for the two. Britney is now divorced and just like Camilla is the right candidate for the mornarchy. Marry someone else, get the experience, divorce then run Britain.

33

Stu_R_20,

Edinburgh 15/04/2007 12:37:40

Middleton would lose all cerdibility if she sold her story. I can only hope she does the honourable thing and keeps it sctum.

34

Joanna,

Cambs, England 15/04/2007 12:45:35

This could be history repeating itself. In his early 30s ... William, with family approval, marries the lovely Lady Aristo.... the Earl of Royal Retainer's daughter. They have the heir and the spare.... then the real love of his life ... Kate Stockbroker's-Wife nee Middleton resurfaces and the whole cycle begins again...... :)

35

Annmid,

USA 15/04/2007 12:55:15

They say history repeats itself. Question here is will this young lady be another Camilla 30 years from now (albeit hopefully better looking). Anyway, I guess I don't get to pick out a hat and wait for the big invite.
A Yank Middleton

36

Faye,

Scotland 15/04/2007 13:40:02

#37 Indeed. Lucky escape.

These media moguls insult the general public. Where are the good investigative journalists?

What about news that affects our lives?

No mention of the juggernaut machine which is intent on harming our lives!

This juggernaut is almost unstoppable.

It is up to peoples everywhere around the world to waken up to what is happening to our essential services, water, mail, electricity, public services etc.

With these sort of headlines, is it any wonder when years later people start asking what has happened to their pensions, essential services etc?

Don’t waken up after it is too late.

Please, read the link, if not for your own sake at least for your children:
http://www.wdm.org.uk/campaigns/past/gats/index.htm

Write or email your MEP, tell them what you think and demand action.
http://www.europarl.europa.eu/members/public.do?language=en

37

Robin Bather,

Mexico 15/04/2007 14:05:01

Yesterday I went to the supermarket to buy some underwear.
I would suggest that an article on that would be more interesting than the above tedious bore.

38

SEUMAS,

tain 15/04/2007 14:25:08

how could wills possibly marry the daughter of a woman, who, on being introduced to queen elizabeth the first of the united kingdom, greet her with" pleased to meetcha"

39

withit,

Spain 15/04/2007 14:46:06

I really hope she has enough principals not to divulge anything about her relationship with Wills. It would be slightly similar to Diana's "friends".I'm sure she would never have expected anyone to discuss their relationships. If she does,it would make Williams life so hard,as he would be very wary about entering into another relationship.
Hopefully she has respect for him.

40

Faye,

Scotland 15/04/2007 15:45:35

If the split is bitter, sparks might fly, kiss and tell stories etc. Time will tell. Who cares?

Meanwhile Robin Bather, Mexico. These nickers you were talking about were they Y fronts or what?

Agree entirely with your coments no. 39!

BTW was it because of the heat in Mexico that you felt the need to stock up or was a chilly spell forecast ? Will you need to stock up on some vests too?

Don't know if they still sell string vests here in Scotland but there might still be a need for woolly vests in Old Blightly.....

Maybe these unelected charities like FOE, RSPB, WWF etc will be on the hooter telling the Scootsman that Global Warming is the real reason for the demise of the string vest.

41

Arthur Mee,

Scotland 15/04/2007 16:22:55

If Richard Elias is a Scotsman he should be thoroughly ashamed of himself talking about a future Queen of England. If he is as I suspect not a Scot, then he should wise up to his audience and realise most of us used to buy "Scotsman Publications" to avoid such English claptrap! However we are becoming more and more used to any sophisticated editorial control of shoddy writing.

42

Caroline of Albemarle,

Albemarle Co., VA 15/04/2007 17:07:05

Kate,

Go for it...sell your memoirs. Do you really want to wait for Wills until you are a shrivelled up hag like Camilla? If you were the love of his life, NOTHING would have stopped him from marrying you. Sell those stories...about his prowess as a lover, about his family. Inquiring minds want to know.

How big are his balls?

43

Faye,

Scotland 15/04/2007 17:14:46

"shrivelled up hag like Camilla"

I believe someone said "a face like a melted welly"!

44

Faye,

Scotland 15/04/2007 17:26:05

#39
Briefs and wait for it, a new one on me....stab vests!
http://news.scotsman.com/uk.cfm?id=577282007

45

morris,

Edinburgh 15/04/2007 18:12:07

Im trying to think of a word which adequately describes how little interest I have in this,and also does justice to my disdain of anybody who reads this level of mindless drivel.
I can think of a few,but none that you could publish on the internet.
REPUBLICANISM here I come.

46

morris,

Edinburgh 15/04/2007 18:17:09

45 Camilla !
Ah I thgought her name was Carmella (or was it Camella) .
She must have a brilliant personality!
If she is an oil painting Thank God for photography.

47

Sambo,

The deep south 15/04/2007 19:44:37

Doesn't this want tae gie ye the boak.

48

Displaced Scot,

England 15/04/2007 19:46:06

This girl has got a brain something those who appear in Hello magazine dont have. She will not sell her story, and life will move on.

49

nell from falkirk,

15/04/2007 20:08:29

#43 Maybe "future Queen of England" is right enough, and they've just let it slip by mistake - could it be the MoD plan to move Trident down south has brought the SNP more support than we realise?

50

Meggers,

Connecticut, USA 15/04/2007 20:18:53

I say "leave the young couple alone! It's tough enough having the world watch you, without trying to outguess their every move. After seeing "The Queen" I ask myself, "who in the world would want to be part of Royalty anyway"?

51

steve green,

preston, lancashire. 15/04/2007 20:28:22

She will not kiss and tell.

52

Not as bilingual as my dog,

Denver, CO, USA 15/04/2007 20:55:48

#20: Thank you for the reminder. I'd forgotten that because so many people still say Queen of England.
#30: Going abroad might be a good idea, but don't turn to US papers. We're as bad, if not worse, than y'all when it comes to being fascinated with celebrites and the Royal Family. :)

53

A treason trial in USA, not ICCC,

USA 15/04/2007 21:13:56

HOLDING HANDS & EXAGGERATING PAYS MUCH BETTER. Send her to the USA to replace Anna Nicole. Her new name will be Nickle (US 5 cent piece).

54

melton 2,

australia 15/04/2007 21:15:24

Takes after his father.......like father like son

55

Kate (the tart?),

Penicuik 15/04/2007 22:09:59

Has Kate had sex with the future king? After all, they both are in their mid-20s.

56

JohnnyR,

New Zealand 15/04/2007 23:12:14

She's mad if she doesn't, besides she's probably a republican now.

57

Pilrig,

Livingston 15/04/2007 23:21:10

There's no business like show business !

58

The Daleks,

16/04/2007 00:57:06

Who he, who her, who cares!!??

59

Cyril,

New Zealand 16/04/2007 04:10:32

Some of the members of the royal family have made royalty rather irrelevant today as shown when Prince Charles visited Australia at the same time as the Australian girl who became Crown Princess of Denmark. Poor old Charles was rather neglected.

60

socialmedic,

16/04/2007 04:14:05

#19, Kenny, the girl is a buyer of fashion accessories for Christ's sake - it is hardly the world of "normal," "publicity dodging," people.

61

socialmedic,

usa 16/04/2007 04:16:40

#61, what Australian girl became the princess of Denmark? Pray it wasn't yet another fashion diva?

62

socialmedic,

usa 16/04/2007 04:20:20

52, Meggers, being a part of royalty is kind of like being gay, it is genetic and you don't have a choice.

63

socialmedic,

usa 16/04/2007 04:22:35

#56, does that mean Kate is the future Camilla?

64

socialmedic,

usa 16/04/2007 04:24:44

I see Caroline would like to live vicarously through Kate. Kate keep your mouth shut, some things we just really can live without knowing.

65

Scottie,

16/04/2007 07:42:59

They're both far too young to 'settle down', how many relationships had you had by the time you were 25?

It's a pity they met so early, it'd have been better if they were only meeting for the first time now.

She probably won't 'tell' if she has any sense, which I think she does have. I'm sure someone's told her about the good example of Koo Stark regarding Prince Andrew, her exemplary behaviour got her an invite to the wedding even.

By the way, Camilla is very attractive for a 60-year old woman, she's just not as photogenic as Diana was. Your nose grows all your life, Diana's would have been really big when she got old for example, if she didn't go the plastic surgery route which she probably would have, her looks were very important to her.

66

Braveheart Billy,

The Common 16/04/2007 11:22:02

Publicists bloody publicists you are not going to tell me that there are no skeletons in their cupboards!! That being the case who executes the executioner?

67

C.,

west lothian 16/04/2007 11:42:39

WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would any of them care if we split from our partners, doubt it. Waste of media space and tv news slot.

68

GalacticCannibal,

Murrieta, California 16/04/2007 14:09:01

It seems that in 2007, evils of snobbery and class are alive and well in England.

What a pathetic society to condone a social status that is not far remove from the mind set of owners of slaves.

Mr Blair said: "I think, in respect of Prince William, they are a young couple. We have had the announcement, fine. "They should be left alone now without reams of stuff being written......

What has the horny P. William done to deserve any more respect than any other 24 horny male resident in England. Its total crap.,

Prince William spent the hours before news of the break-up became public partying until 3:30am with four male friends at the Mahiki nightclub in London.

They were said to have ran up a drinks bill of more than £5,000 for magnums of £800 Dom Perignon champagne, £500 on "Treasure Chest" cocktails

This moron will probably visit some place like Darfur Africa, and have photo ops with starving people who live on 50 p per day. And he deserves respect .....my ass.


Miss Middleton, 25, took exception to photographs of her boyfriend in a Bournemouth nightclub with his hand gripping the breast of Ana Ferreira, an 18-year-old Brazilian student

Her supporters say she may still marry into the upper classes, having made friends with some of William's clique. Others do not rule out her marrying William at a later stage

And what class is Kate in ???? She is well rid of this guy and his class crap.

Galactic Cannibal

69

GalacticCannibal,

Murrieta, California 16/04/2007 14:26:54

Am I glad I live in the US , the melting pot of the planet , a mongrel society.
The only class here is "can you pay for the ticket".

And where our leader is booted out of office every 4 years or max 8 years.

Our leaders come from any economic, or academic background,

Remember the grade B actor ...Regan.

Or randy Bill Clinton from a 2 bedroom home in Hope, a one eyed town in Arkansas,

To the Oilmen Bushes.

English snobbey and class makes me want to vomit

Galactic Cannibal

70

Geraldine Firequeen,

depends 16/04/2007 17:16:34

It all depends if she needs the money, doesnt it. It's easy to be high and mighty if you have stacks in the bank - but if you haven't, and could be set up for life, or for a few easy years at least, why not? Royals are fair game, we all know that. Why shouldnt she make something out of it? Take the money and run, thousands would!

71

Laddie,

CANADA 16/04/2007 23:38:48

37 History repeat itself
I hope not. The world is not big enough for 2 Camilla's. One only has to cry in their beer just thinking that she will be Queen someday. Speaking of which even after a dozen beer she still looks horrid. Kate Middleton would have breathed some life into a somewhat snobbish Royal family. Why is it the Royal family does not like smart attractive woman. But would prefer someone who is promiscious with no personality to be our future Queen. And Prince Charlie or whatever they call him is not one with a lot on the ball with his big ears. As far making a buck on her story. Why would Kate not sell her story. It's not if she would tell us anything about the Royal Family that would surprise us. And may even reaffirm to the public that Charlie and Camilla are both incompetant to rule.

72

socialmedic,

USA 17/04/2007 00:06:44

USA: snobbery without class
ENGLAND: snobbery with class

I don't know about anybody else but I choose the latter. In Nazi Germany snobbery without class was called FASCISM. In America it appears that snobbery is OK, so long as you don't do it with class. The founders of America, even Marxists, might have taken the CLASS without the snobbery. But it is true, Americans would suck up to any fat slob, so long as there is BACON involved. Poverty has rendered many invisible inside of America. Those who rise out of poverty are the exceptions, not the rule. The exceptions do not make the rule ... can never be the rule so long as the masses breed with so little consideration for the futures of the lives they produce.

73

april2435,

stockholm 17/04/2007 11:43:37

hej!
leave them alone, william and kate are just two normal people (lovers) after 4 year in dating, both faded away.

74

molu kikes,

basel 17/04/2007 12:20:10

well too impressive for the upcoming william to the burden of the duches of middleton ,rather facing his burden of his next next chain command in the stuart army , he was embroiled and spiral by the household issue of the upwailing jigsaw owner miss kate ,. well brawls of rift erupted within the stuart family as redundancy between the two unbold lover split ,.the long awaited upcoming third genome to heir the throne fall in huge saga ,.and perhaps there monarchy style was that of currently on vogue but both couldnot have accesspool ,.

75

Tormod,

Auld Reekie 17/04/2007 12:47:44

Very bonnie lassie.

76

TimW1234,

Ottawa, Canada 17/04/2007 20:03:30

Oh, let's get down to basics for once.

All we want to know is:

1. How big is he and is he circumcised?

2. How many times in a night can he "perform"?

3. What special "repertoire" does Kate have in her bag of tricks to titillate the Prince?


 

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