What's hot... what's not

HOT

Betty bit-parts

Could Ugly Betty be the new Extras? Victoria Beckham, Vera Wang and Martha Stewart have already enjoyed cameos, and now the US show has lined up Naomi Campbell and Lindsay Lohan to appear.

Green women

You can't escape men sometimes – they even flash at you on the pedestrian crossing. But now Sweden has gone all PC and introduced a green crossing woman, complete with handbag. That's what we call girl power.

Legs

The sun's out at long last. So let's kick off those jeans while we can and dare to bare. We predict sales of fake tan will rocket.

Hollyoaks

The Channel 4 show was the big winner at the British soap awards this week. Looks like all those tiny frocks finally paid off, girls.

NOT

Amy's beehive

It seems all that backcombing has finally put paid to Ms Winehouse's barnet, with the appearance of nasty little bald patches. Still, that's the least of her worries.

Beauties for Britain

Miss Great Britain has thrown her ceremonial crown into the ring for the Crewe & Nantwich by-election, promising to put the beauty back into politics. The suffragettes would be so proud…

David Blaine

He recently held his breath for a record 17 minutes and four seconds. A little longer, David, and you'd put us all out of our misery.

Sir Cliff

First he says he was forced to release records under a false name because of an unofficial radio ban, now it is claimed Franco cheated him out of Eurovision victory. No… stop sniggering.