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Published Date: 03 February 2008
IT SELLS stockings, but it has caused hold-ups – and worse.
Rubber-necking male motorists are being blamed for causing a spate of crashes and near misses outside a designer lingerie shop.

Staff at Agent Provocateur in Glasgow claim to have witnessed numerous bumps and accidents because of drivers craning their necks to look at their risqué window displays.

They even claim that on one occasion a leering double-decker bus driver reversed back outside the Merchant City shop to film scantily clad models on his camera phone.

Glasgow University academic Dr Brendan Wallace, who has carried out research for the Government that concluded that eye-catching adverts are a major cause of road accidents, believes the flamboyant underwear store is a classic example.

The chain, whose celebrity fans include Kylie Minogue, Kate Moss, Victoria Beckham and Christina Aguilera, prides itself on its jaw-dropping window displays.

In recent months the brightly lit Glasgow outlet has featured mannequins dressed as whip-wielding lion tamers and in apparently Sapphic embraces.

Wallace said the nature of the displays, coupled with the location – on a junction between Ingram Street and Miller Street – meant that motorists were taking their eyes off the road.

“There is a huge amount of scientific evidence that billboards and shop displays can distract drivers. This distracting influence is more pronounced at a junction or turn-off, and this appears to be a classic case,” he said.

“They get distracted and don’t pay attention to other things like pedestrians and other vehicles. Common sense alone suggests that a scantily clad model or mannequin in a lingerie shop is going to be far more distracting than a bookshop.”

Wallace’s research, commissioned by the then Scottish Executive, concluded that distractions caused by roadside adverts or displays were underreported as a cause of accidents, because drivers were embarrassed to admit their mistakes.

Road accident expert Andrew Fraser, who works for Stirling Council, shared Wallace’s concerns.

“The obvious intention here is to distract people and they can have serious consequences. What if the bus driver had reversed back into somebody?” he said.

“I am absolutely horrified by what has been happening in Glasgow city centre, particularly in and around George Square. The whole area seems to be completely covered in giant adverts, billboards and displays.

“Driving is a 95% visual task and we really shouldn’t be deliberately distracting people from that task.”

An online blog written by staff at the Agent Provocateur shop claims the raunchy tableaux have succeeding in literally stopping traffic.

“Crash, bang, wallop, thwack… These are just some of the sounds we have heard in the street outside the boutique,” it says.

“Buses, cars and taxis have been banging into objects and each other while craning their necks staring at our daring window displays. No more so than the day we had live lingerie models in the window, whipping the passers-by into a frenzy.

“We even witnessed a double-decker bus reverse in order for the driver to get some footage on his mobile… a poor pedestrian was almost trapped under the wheels by this desperate manoeuvre.”

Nearby office worker Jennifer Daniels has witnessed numerous near-misses at the shop, which opened last summer.

She said: “It is a standing joke in our office. You see guys doing double-takes as they drive past. Their tongues are almost hanging out.”

Last year Glasgow City Council banned a series of taxi adverts which were designed by the London-based lingerie chain featuring corsets, eye masks, riding crops and leather boots along with the slogan “Knickers to Glasgow!”.

Labour councillor John McKenzie felt he would have to cover the eyes of his “grandweans” if the ads were allowed.

mhorne@scotlandonsunday.com

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  • Last Updated: 02 February 2008 7:04 PM
  • Source: Scotland On Sunday
  • Location: Scotland
 
1

Gina Gibson,

Wales 03/02/2008 01:04:43
These "incidents" are the fault of bad drivers! If men can't keep their eyes on the road instead of looking at frilly knickers and bras then they should have their driving licences revoked! They need to think more about their gearstick and less about their "joy"stick!!
2

Roberta Burns,

03/02/2008 02:14:08
Gina, I won't bother posting anything now. You said exaclty what I was thinking. Nice one.
3

Charles Linskaill,

.Edinburgh 03/02/2008 02:26:55
1 Gina Gibson,,, good comment!

Lingerie in a shop windows..does nothing for me though,
My DYW, I see everyday, morning and night in her sexy'
'Lingerie' (which I help her choose, or buy as a present)

More like a 'Babe' with a low-top, and a 'nice-pair',
would my eyes, 'not-miss'

"Look but don't Touch" is reciprecated, for DYW and I.

(her and her..'firemen') .. :-))

But Women get Soo jealous!
If I say'
"She has a nice pair"
World War3 breaks out!
I am threatened with all things..:-((
So much for the,..'reciprocation'.! :-((

A Guy being a Guy..??..'Shop Windows'..??
Their sex life must be..'Cr*p'!
Looking at the real thing is another story though,
Appreciating the other sex, can cause,
Near Misses, 'bump..bump' and penalty points!
Our 'Driving force'..seems to always get, us Guys into Trouble, and that's not always in the car!
Faithful as we maybe! :-DD
4

Charles Linskaill,

.Edinburgh 03/02/2008 03:24:12
4 JayDeeTee, fair-enough!
I just tell it,..as it is!
5

Auntiehun,

Fortress Ibrox...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 03/02/2008 04:06:54
Roberta Burns in frillies...YUK!

If it's body is half as ugly as it's personality, that would be one sorry sight.
6

nell from falkirk,

03/02/2008 08:04:37
Reading this article must have caused trembling in the depths of "Scotland on Sunday" as well, I doubt - just coming up on "more Scotland" is "News in Briefs"!
7

Reckless,

Fife 03/02/2008 08:36:05
Gina sounds like she needs a man in her life.
8

TimW1234,

Ottawa, Canada 03/02/2008 08:50:39
Don't you just love the euphemism, "Sapphic embraces".

Can't The Scotsman just plainly state, "Lesbians Getting It On in Public"?
9

Loki - The Scourge of the Schemies,

EH1 03/02/2008 09:35:47
I recall the days when unclothed shop mannequins were covered in brown paper from neck to knee.
I can only assume that the lives of the 'rubber neckers' are very wretched if they feel the need to look at dummies in a shop window as a means of sexual gratification.
Why don't they just do as I do and have their personal assistants work in their underwear? Latitia, my own pa, tells me she finds the dress code to be very liberating.
10

Charles Linskaill,

.Edinburgh 03/02/2008 11:12:52
11 clarry,.. All that Rubber and Bondage stuff don't do nowt for me,....
....Far better a 'beautiful' Woman 'scantily dressed'
And the imagination does the rest! :-DD

Who needs "window-shopping" when you have the, 'real-thing'
At Home.....:-)))
11

Charles Linskaill,

.Edinburgh 03/02/2008 11:15:07
And this, 'Ladies an Gentlemen' is what you call, Appreciation.
12

Doreen,

The Cyber Shebeen 03/02/2008 11:23:40
12...Your dad's very liberated isnt he?..!!!
13

Charles Linskaill,

.Edinburgh 03/02/2008 11:54:22
15 Doreen,
I doubt he would of known about all this stuff, just the basics.....'hence me' :-)

But 'Romance' is my middle name! :-)
14

Charles Linskaill,

.Edinburgh 03/02/2008 11:55:03
Mothers side.
15

Loki - The Scourge of the Schemies,

EH1 03/02/2008 19:07:23
>15 ...Your dad's very liberated isnt he?..!!!

He was and still is. So was our pantry maid who thought it time to take me in hand when I attained my sixteenth birthday.
16

Gothic Rose,

03/02/2008 19:14:09
9#Tim1234 Its all in the poetry.Thought you would appreciate that.
17

Gina Gibson,

Wales 03/02/2008 19:36:55
#8 I have a man in my life and #4 I will indeed goggle at sexy posters but NOT while I am driving!
18

TimW1234,

Ottawa, Canada 03/02/2008 22:23:44
#20 Gothic Rose

I, too, like the phrase "Sapphic embraces" but was just being cantankerous here. From what I have seen in hetero porn, those "embraces" are NOT poetic at all but very vigorous and gynecological and curiously clinical.

 

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