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Comedy capers no joke for Hibs



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Published Date: 06 January 2008
ST MIRREN 2 - HIBERNIAN 1
THEY may like the sunshine in Leith, but down in Paisley, St Mirren will take the rain every time. Yesterday, especially during a first half played in an unrelenting downpour, they out-fought, out-thought and comprehensively out-played worryingly inept Hibs, deservedly leading 2-0 at the break and going on to comfortably close out the game after the interval. An ultimately futile late riposte from Mikael Antoine-Curier did nothing to spare Hibs' blushes.

It wasn't even that the callow visitors were physically weaker than their hosts, just that St Mirren played with an urgency, purpose and desire that was conspicuous by its absence from Hibs' play. With Gretna receiving a pasting on their journey to the frozen north, it's difficult to see how things could have gone much better for Gus MacPherson's men after a particularly barren spell.

If the St Mirren coach had much to be pleased about the same could not be said for his counterpart Tommy Craig. His side haven't won since beating Gretna eight matches ago and he must wonder where Hibs' next victory is coming from. He must also wonder whether he will still be at the club to see it: yesterday's dismal performance, complete with two goals which should be filed under a heading of comedy capers, will have done him few favours in his bid to secure the manager's job at Easter Road. On the evidence of this match, whoever gets that job will need to be quick on their toes in the remainder of the transfer window.

St Mirren had started the brighter of the two sides and when they took the lead after just six minutes it was no surprise, even if the manner in which they took it certainly was. The goal, which was uncannily similar to the David Van Zanten goal which beat Hibs here last year, was a freakish effort which will give Craig nightmares for weeks to come. The ball had been pumped forward via the route one towards Billy Mehmet, and the big striker had knocked the ball down for Alex Burke, who laid it off to Ian Maxwell.

With Maxwell hugging the left touchline and still about 35 yards out from goal, there seemed little cause for undue concern, so when the ball was whipped across and it looked as if was completely over hit, there was a mini hiatus as both attackers and defenders momentarily paused and watched the ball arch goalwards. Unfortunately for Hibs, one of the figures rooted to the spot was their keeper Yves Makalamby, who had wandered out of his goal. Too far it turned out as the ball spun viciously over his head and into the corner for the unlikeliest of goals.

That goal not only had the effect of putting St Mirren ahead, it also turned Makalamby into a quivering wreck. The goalkeeper looked like an accident waiting to happen and on the stroke of half time he was once again Hibs' ruination. In his mitigation, every fall guy needs a partner in crime and the keeper formed a potent double act with Rob Jones, whose defending was at times criminally poor. Makalamby was clearly extremely jittery, yet with seconds of the first half remaining Jones put the Belgian under unnecessary pressure with a timid back pass.

It was a bad decision poorly executed and Makalamby, obviously fearing giving away a penalty, as Stewart Kean closed, held back and the St Mirren striker was able to dip in between the two Hibs players and snaffle the ball. With the Hibs skipper and his keeper surrounding Kean on the edge of the six-yard box and appearing to be hemmed in on the touchline, he still had much to do. But somehow as the Hibs' pairs' lunging challenges took them past him, the ball stayed at Kean's feet leaving him free to pass the ball back across the box where Gary Mason was on hand to drive into the net his first goal at Love Street.

Having scored just 11 goals before yesterday's match, a 2-0 lead at half time was an unexpected and unaccustomed luxury for St Mirren, yet it was the Paisley side rather than their visitors who were the more composed outfit during a second half in which the status quo was never seriously threatened.

That Hibs managed to pull a goal back at the death was of little importance even if it did raise MacPherson's pulse during the two minutes of extra time. The goal went to Curier, who had been Hibs' only real threat for most of the game, a threat undermined by his tendency to creep offside. Yet eventually he got a reward, twisting and turning into the St Mirren box with seconds to go, rounding Chris Smith before backheeling the ball into the net. It was a rousing final flourish for a side which had precious few of those, but Hibs will need something a little more substantial between now and the end of the season.

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  • Last Updated: 05 January 2008 9:36 PM
  • Source: Scotland On Sunday
  • Location: Scotland
  • Related Topics: Hibernian FC , St Mirren FC
 
1

The Gorgie Boys Are In Town,

06/01/2008 00:10:40
i know were all the money from Hibs fans goes.
honestly, i do!

To feed the rat under hotrods nose

See you soon, or, then again probably not as you will be boycotting Tynecastle as usual.
2

Willie,

06/01/2008 00:20:38
Clearly the pub has closed early down Gorgie way!!
Instead of addressing the considerable problems there!!
Eleventh isn't it they have to make jokes about Hibs.
After all 40 million in debt, 11th in the league and hardly ever a game without a send off isn't something to joke about.
talking about boycotting Tynie seems lots of the Hertz supporters have the same thoughts and that isn't due to grossly inflated prices.
3

Willie,

06/01/2008 00:29:46
Now the comedy capers are over when is Petrie going to do something!!
How long does he need to realise Tommy Craig isn't an option and find a proper manager.
The Media have at last reported that Simpson, Mixu and Craig have been interviewed, but with 1 point from 4 games how they could have seriously considered Craig is beyond me.
Maybe he should explain why McGee, Hughes and Reid from Hamilton have not been considered.
Isn't time he stopped pulling the bunny out of the hat because it worked once, and get someone good and quick otherwise the numpties from the other side of the city will be crowing again even from 11th.
4

CSF,

edinburgh 06/01/2008 00:39:51
mon the hertz
5

Tony the Tiger,

Glasvegas 06/01/2008 00:53:09
Asides from the first half today, Gretna have improved greatly.

I anticipate an all-Edinburgh battle to avoid relegation. St Mirren, Falkirk, Caley and Killie have the edge over both of Auld Reekie's finest.

Oh dear.
6

CSF,

edinburgh 06/01/2008 01:02:44
Hibz will take nowt from the next 2 games, Hertz to get 6 points

Mon the Hertz - Hibz are bleeding bad - our's for th taking on the 19th.

Gorgie boyz r in town
7

CSF,

edinburgh 06/01/2008 01:09:16
#5 I agree with you - What's this SPL come too? Just as well Gretna are in the same league as Hibs/Hearts, otherwise one team would be going down. From this position it is difficult to see how Hibs will pull it out the bag under Petrie.

He is no spending in this transfer window, nor is hearts by the look of it.
8

HotPiesMcBovril,

Muckle Flugga 06/01/2008 01:13:41
Help ma boab. The ghost of Zibi is alive and well. The derby is shaping up to be real malakamby jawambi trainwreck. Hearts heading north to top 5 glory and wee team heading doon tae keep Gretna company. We'll wave at ye as we pass in opposite directions. Mixu yer next coach, Fits the profile, ex-player, aspiring coach, needs something on his resume before he gets a real job, 18 monther, he'll do, congrats, rainshine on Leith.
9

Tony the Tiger,

06/01/2008 01:18:11
Hearts and Hibs have lost the plot this season. That much is obvious.

Both teams have fantastic training facilities and decent players. their positions in the table are shocking.

Romanov's farcical reign at Tynecastle is well-documented. He could very well be the death of the club. Hibs however have no debt but a man in charge who would probably rather see them relegated than spend a few bob on the players who could have got them European football. Not investing any more than a fraction of the money from the summer sales was suicide.

I remember Hibee fans killing themselves laughing after Boruc's howlers this year. I thought it was only papering over the cracks back then. I fear the slide will continue until a new gaffer is in place and/or £1m to £2m is spent on a better standard of player. the money IS there!
10

CSF,

edinburgh 06/01/2008 01:32:05
Petrie will be releasing no cash - Wake Up Hibs - yer as bad as us..

There is no chance of money getting spent this transfer window,

Your DOOMED, I tell the.

Mon The Hertz
11

CSF,

edinburgh 06/01/2008 01:37:29
Mon The Hearts

The other team are in a worse position than us (aka Hibz).

Oh what a dy it will be, picking up 3 points against the Hibz.

Your doomed I tell The Doomed.

Mon The Hearts
12

CSF,

edinburgh 06/01/2008 01:38:59
19-01-08

Hearts 4 - Hibs 2

Mon the Hearts
13

KingKenny,

06/01/2008 02:50:48
Mirren win is good. I am Worry Next Rangers game.They need Rest. but no chance time. I hope Mirren win Next game.

Hibs Play big bad. Shiels not play is another bad news. I hope New Hibs coach use Shiels.
14

Surefire,

06/01/2008 04:17:37
CSF....you are a fud...you have nothing to offer this site and your name is something you use whilst hiding in your home(if you have one).
15

Willie,

06/01/2008 04:46:05
Mon the Hertz.
Heard it before.
Wasn't that the anthem before the first game of the season.
and the dire predictions down Gorgie way.
What was the score?
Might be experiencing a little difficulty 1 point from 3 away and 1 home game two of which were Celtic and Rangers, but you've got 1 point from 7 games.
Crowing because you've managed a draw against Killie. Seems stopping indiscipline is like everything else down gorgie way Pie in the sky.
Expect new manager soon and return to normality can't say the same for you. Can you remember what normality was?
16

albert kidd,

06/01/2008 09:19:22
found you !!!! Mr c s f, after all these years you finaly found the bottle to turn up, all be it on a web site, look forward to the 19th it'll be no show again from the mighty hearts
17

NYC Hibee,

edinburgh 06/01/2008 09:52:06
We should sell Jones while we can and get rid if that Goalkeeper. He tried to save the second goal twice, with his feet - he is not a goalkeeper.

CSF - you're as illiterate as you are deranged
18

Radge Roberto,

The Honourable League of Edinburgh Football Suppor 06/01/2008 10:02:12
It's a thing I love as a sportsfan - the rivalry between supporters of two, once fine teams - neither of which teams/clubs now has much of a clue - however from a long term point of view - I know where I'd like to be and that's at Hamiltons first game against the Edinburgh clubs next season - now that might be a thing to savour.

I love it when the jambos fans - absent for so many months it seems, come rushing back aggressively after taking a point at home and dropping to 11th - it's fantastic - it's something worthy of a study in a thesis - at university that is - for all yous jambos.

Meanwhile down London Road at the University of hard knocks - the psychologists are hard at work wondering what Sir Rodneys next move might be - it certainly probably wont be "Cheque Mate".
19

THE ANERLEY HIBBY,

SOUTH LONDON 06/01/2008 10:25:29
Well , its now beyond a joke & in reality this has been coming for almost 3 years . Lets go back in time : Agathe , Murray , O'Connor , Roirdon , Thompson ,Brown , Killen , Whittaker , Sproule , Cauldwell( no goalkeeper obviously) but almost an entire team ...& how many were replaced with the same quality ? Probably none ...I just can't believe the board are carrying on with this policy. Ok Hibs would probably sell at least 1 player a season but to lose so many so quickly & replace them with the dross on show is criminal . Petrie & the rest MUST now listen to the fans , we are sick to the back teeth of this continually happening . The game on Saturday is now possibly the biggest game of the season & if we lose I'm sure the sh*& will hit the fan ! Season tickets if we go out or if we finish out the top 6 will plummet & maybe then they will wake up .Only time will tell but this is the worse situation we have been in since just before the Ginger Judas joined . Only last week I watched the CIS final again & some of the football we played was fantastic & that was only 10 months ago ??
20

Silence of the Yams,

06/01/2008 10:54:07
The St Mirren win is bad news for Hertz! Hibs get a new boss in place and I see us winning at Swinecastle. We managed a point at Darkheid two weeks ago, have you forgot that Yams?
21

Calum Crubag,

06/01/2008 11:35:08
#20 not so long since Hearts won at Darkheid. Dosen't count for much now though.
22

IanfaeClerrie,

East Brunswick 06/01/2008 11:49:55
I actually thought we were pish in the CIS Cup Final with the exception of Scott Brown's pass and that we were very lucky not to go 1 down early doors.

It's actually a good time for a new manager to come in as he (assuming it's a He) will need to start like Gene Krantz did on Apollo 13 "Let's look at this from a perspective of status - what do we have that's good on the spacecraft?"

Based on recent performances and using yesterday's team (including subs) as a starting point - this would be his starting point.

TEAM (excuse spelling)

Clearly good enough for a good Hibs team
Hogg
Stevenson
Morais
Gray
McCormack
Shiels (what possessed TC to not have him playing yesterday?)
Lynch - only seen him the reserves but give me him over some of the guys JC brought in

Good enough but try to get someone better
Noubissie (probably definitely)
McNeil

Almost good enough to play for a good Hibs team but never will be so replace them now
* Thierry Gatheussi (I assume he is a left-winger)
* Rob Jones (It's clear why he never made it - he almost has what it takes)
* Antoine Curier (he is a potential for rehabilitation)
* Brian Kerr (what a disappointment)
* Alan O'Brien (simply no originality or imagination)

Almost good enough and worth persisting with (even though playing utter crap at the moment)
* Ross Chisholm - his recent form has done him nothing but harm

Assume playing crap because he's leaving
* Beuzelin (former God)

Nowhere near good enough
* Yves Ma Kalambay (I have always thought he was crap - from pre-season. Gives his defense no confidence. Has brought down Rob Jones' standard of play
* Clayton Donaldson (a pity - I like him and it's taken me a long time to decide this - something my fellow supporters noticed a long time ago)

23

Hibz seven,

06/01/2008 12:59:23
Hibs need to get the feel good factor back to ER. They can start getting it back by getting a good manager in. One with a good footballing knowledge of the game and one with character and charisma.

Hibs also need a couple of quality experienced new faces in the transfer window to freshen things up.

GGTTH
24

what a chancer,

abdn 06/01/2008 13:05:17
Every time a player leaves the capital,it can never be replaced,as part of the cash has to go back to the accountant,then he decides the cut for the budget.I suppose it is the same for all the clubs in the land.
25

Ayegudyin,

tollcross 06/01/2008 13:15:58
#3, havent you realised it yet? you must be the only one... we wont get a manager put in place until its too late for whoever it may be to demand money from RP. another 'clever' tight-ar$ed tactic from the man who I think we all now hate.

#22, you mention scottys pass as the only moment of skill in the final. um, iv got just one word for you. Stevenson. he may have dropped off into semi-retirement now, along with the rest of the team, but he deserved MOM at hampden.

as for hibs/hertz... start of the season we were doing better than you, and you said 'wait and see'... well, we're still waiting... I think its time you stopped looking to the future and realised that its now that matters, and oh look! your still a bigger joke than us (albeit not by very much)
26

Ayegudyin,

06/01/2008 13:22:34
#22, sorry just read your post again and realised something else. Yves makalambay brought down jones' standard?? sorry but did you watch the game yesterday? i think its the other way around mate, jones forces big maka (who I think is definately worth holding onto, jones isnt) into some very awkward positions by poor pass backs and no communication. you may say well maka is also responsible for the communication at the back but jones is captain, he is responsible and should have the dignity to stand up and take the blame for these gaffs. instead he stomps his feet like a wee spoilt brat and blames everyone else... what a t't. we could walk out onto princes street, find the first tall guy we see and get him in for jones, cos thats his only talent, being bigger than everyone else.
27

Ancient Hibee,

edinburgh 06/01/2008 14:22:38
Defence is OK -only 3 teams have lost less goals and at least 6 of those goals were errors by the goalie who is hopeless.Fletcher and Benji would be a good strike pairing with Shiels playing advanced midfield.The midfield is the cause of all the problems.Make no tackles,track no runs,set up no goal scoring opportunities,score no goals.Interesting that for the last year they've been coached by two midfielders.
28

frustrated playwright,

06/01/2008 15:20:14
IN CALAMITOUS CRISIS TORN HIBERNIAN

O banker Rod
Whose short sighted football budget restrictions and
Balance sheet obsessions
Making operating profits even!
Are the ruling Gods
That all must uncritically applaud
While of centre stage
Our malevolent puppet director owner
Totally disinterested Tom
Vehemently applauds
Yelping ‘Go on Go on!’

Whipping up a perfect storm
Of totally abysmal play,
Results getting worse by the day,
All our best players,
Balance the books
Driven away!
And those remaining hardly keen to stay,
With plummeting baseline morale and
Plummeting uninviting pay,
But never mind the accounts,
O bless the day,
Are shining away!

With clueless Tommy Craig in temporary
And disastrous charge,
An ‘arid, prattling totally disinterested
Knave,
‘Tactical geniuses Collins’ willing Mr page boy
You must do it this way,
Boot all your best independent minded players
Out,
Since a coaching regime of ludicrous ineptitude they
Dare to complain about!

So here we are fourteen months on, with all Tony
Mowbray’s wonderful achievements
Utterly gone!
Out the CIS cup
And more than likely out the Scottish Cup
And down the league we
Drop drop drop!
Drop, drop, drop,
Eighth now,
But hardly the final stop!
29

frustrated playwright,

06/01/2008 15:20:36
And really
Does anyone seriously believe that under this present
Bean counting regime
That the rot is going to stop any time soon?
As soon expect in the midnight sky to see
A Black Moon!

I mean
Does anyone seriously believe
That ‘Totally Disinterested Tom’ ‘Banker Rod’ and the
Sycophantic toadies on the present board are really
That concerned?
After all,
The finances for the present
Look good,
Season Ticket numbers for this season are at a
Record High!

Why all we surely need is even more uncritical
Fervent believing
In
‘Total Disinterested Tom’ and
‘Banker Rod’
With more operating profits!
All transfer money ploughed into
A very small already further Debt Reduction!

So come on now
New Manager,
Sign on the dotted line,
And everything I assure you
Will be honky dorrie
Fine,
Until at least the next crisis,
O la,
Perhaps
In six months
Or even a shorter
Helas
Spell of time!!!

11.23 a.m. 6/1/08
30

Dublin Hibs,

06/01/2008 18:23:40
csf like your name suggests, you the vermin and tynie and your "casuals" are long forgotten in scottish football, yer second botto of the league and you and all yer wee cronies won't even be at tynie support yer team, now fu!k off back under thge rock you crawled out of knob end
31

mrhibs07,

06/01/2008 20:16:29
#30. Ha regarding csf. No way was he a casual. You had to have a bit of bottle. That numpty csf has none of that. Just read his threads. He's only hard when he's on line. GGTH
32

Waspy100,

06/01/2008 20:20:49
28/29
Hope you changed the names to save the innocent.
Hold the mirror high enough and you will see Gorgie.

For the sake of football in Edinburgh both teams must get out of this

 

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