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Published Date: 15 June 2008
GLENEAGLES will open a golf course in outer space, Albania will become Europe's trendiest beach resort, and Scotland will be the world leader in gastronomic excellence.
These scenarios might sound like a far-fetched Doctor Who plot, but they are genuine predictions for the future, made by one of the world's leading tourism experts.

As a scenario planner for VisitScotland, Professor Ian Yeoman advised the nationa
l tourist agency on the possible impacts of foot-and-mouth, Norwegian salmon disease and conflict in the Middle East.

Now the professional futurologist has written a book outlining the major trends which he believes will shape world tourism in 2030.

Tomorrow's Tourist, which has been endorsed by the United Nations, makes a number of startling predications, the most surprising of which is the prospect of tourists blasting off into the heavens for a round of golf.

The professor of tourism management at New Zealand's Victoria University writes: "In 2030 the Gleneagles Lunar Space Station will be the world's most exclusive resort.

"Catching the Virgin Galactic from Auchterarder, space tourists will fasten their seat belts, hear the rockets roar and feel the sudden power acceleration of 4G. As the spaceship reaches the stratosphere, tourists will gaze down on planet Earth for the most exclusive view available.

"During their stay at the Gleneagles Space Station tourists will take in a round of golf, take the lunar buggy out for a spin and float around the leisure complex. They will enjoy the best of Scottish cuisine – vacuum-packed."

Yeoman, a former lecturer at Edinburgh's Napier University, insists his vision is far from a flight of fancy. "The Virgin Galactic is a real proposition starting a regular passenger service in 2009 from New Mexico.

"It is an exclusive travel experience, with celebrities and the mega-rich initially paying £100,000 for the privilege.

"By 2012 this price should fall to £37,500 which, in real terms, is far cheaper than the first scheduled flight to cross the Atlantic. By 2030 space tourism should be affordable to all."

In 2006 entrepreneur Sir Richard Branson held talks with senior officers at RAF Lossiemouth with a view to establishing a launch pad for space tourism at the Moray base.

Back on Earth, Yeoman, a member of the World Futures Society, predicts that in 22 years' time Greece, Spain and Italy will be overshadowed by an unlikely rival.

"The mountainous country of Albania on the Adriatic Sea, once a shadowy Communist prison state, will emerge as a leading southern European destination by 2030.

"This is because of its low cost of living, sunny climate, sandy beaches, stunning landscape and proximity to European markets."

He also predicts cash-strapped Europeans will take advantage of the former Stalinist country's rock-bottom property prices to snap up thousands of holiday homes.

"The price of second homes in eastern Europe could fall as a result of the present credit crisis," he says.

Previously, under dictator Enver Hoxha, Albania became isolated from the rest of the world and was regarded by Washington and Moscow as backwards and repressive.

For more than four decades few Albanians were permitted to leave its shores and visitor permits for outsiders were scarce.

Now, as a democracy aiming for EU membership, Albania is already building a fledgling tourism sector.

The self-proclaimed "professional crystal ball gazer" also predicts Scotland will undergo a culinary renaissance, which will bring tourists flocking.

He compiled a mock report for the Michelin Food Guide 2015, which he says will be replicated for real in the future.

His imaginary trademark dish for Scotland will be poached wild venison, served with a loganberry jelly.

It reads: "Scotland's cuisine is in a world of its own. It has the finest food in Europe, surpassing the best restaurants in France and Italy."

Yeoman also predicts that political change will help tourism flourish north of the border. "Scotland could emerge as an independent nation, fuelling an interest in it as a destination. The country's strong business tourism products, perception of being a safe country and proximity to Europe should also facilitate growth."

A spokesman for Gleneagles admitted the prediction that it would one day operate a corporate space station was "an unusual one".



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  • Last Updated: 14 June 2008 7:42 PM
  • Source: Scotland On Sunday
  • Location: Scotland
 
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Neil,

Glasgow 15/06/2008 12:55:28
Spaceships will not take off from Auchterarder since, for reasons of orbital dynamics it is much easier to do so from the equator. My suspicion is honeymoon hotels in zero gee orbit will not only be easier to reach than golf courses on the Moon but also more popular. This may depend on how much you like golf.

I doubt if Albania will become popular for tourists since however cheap the fact that if you leave your daughter alone for 5 minutes she may end up working in a Dutch brothel will be a considerable disincentive. If you want sunshine I would bet on the coast of Africa or Brazil or even floating islands south of the Azores. With the falling cost of air travel there is little reason for holidays to be in Europe.

This is easy - do you think the UN would endorse me?
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zotrules,

London 15/06/2008 22:11:45
Well, the beaches are there, in Albania, as virgin as they can be in a country long-time isolated from the rest of the world... What i didn't understand from this article is the Scotland... what again did it have to do with al this??? Culinary rennaissance??? What in the world can you eat in Scotland that you won't find in the rubbish bins in Albania??? I gather this article was a joke... Of course, Albanians helped create the Scottish historical background and all, but mentioning them together, in a time like this, and comparing the virgin beaches of Albania with something the scotts are simply unable to achieve, is something of an impossible dream.
I said above Scottish background...
Yes, the very quilt of the Scotts comes from the very same Albania of this article since the times of Romans!
Scottish poetry and oral tradition... the wind pipes, they're all Albanian legacy. The very ancient name of Scotland, in gaelic, "Alba", was bestowed to them by the Roman soldiers of Illyria...
So... besides all, Neil of Glasgow... would you care about a lecture in history?
I could show you what "Stonehenge" had to be... also the "druids" and all the pagan religious practices of the Kelts... You'd then understand that those who'd supposedly send your chicks in brothels in Amsterdam would be your closest relatives in the world!!!
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Neil,

Glasgow 16/06/2008 17:00:47
Next you'll be boasting to us, as a previous KLA supporter did, that Byron said how beautiful the Albanian men were.
4

abie,

london 16/06/2008 20:38:10
Neil you are getting very over excited, have you ever been to Albania? We have a beautiful appartment on a lovely beach and I am English
x
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InaB,

Los Angeles 22/06/2008 00:04:20
I did not understand the ironi of this article. I think to be ironic with a country that you have never visited obvoiusly is not only unethical and close minded but also so old style and outside of this global world that we live today.
I think you should go to Albania and see the beauty of that country and then write an article because at least your opinion would have some real informations. There are a lot of British and other international companies that understand the trends of real estate market, and they are smart. I was born in Tirana and go home very often. I live in Southern California which is very beautiful and I can tell you that our beaches in Albania are way more beautiful and the nature is breathtaking. The property value has increased more then 100%. I would only encourage a country that has suffered for such a long time and is working hard. Not all of us are criminals, only a few.

 

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