More SOS News columnists

• Peter Jones: The price isn't right | Alistair Darling wants us to spend, spend, spend, but signs from the high street this weekend indicate his gamble won't pay off
• Kenny Farquharson: Labour can't duck inconvenient truth
• Peter Ross at large: Viking-swilling raiders find their shopping Valhalla
• Hardeep is your love: Let's hear it for the stereo sporran
• Dani Garavelli: Mum's the word on teen sex
• Michael Gove: Of course it's good to talk – but not to terrorists
• Gerald Warner: Economic madness should herald Tories' finest hour
• Kayt Turner: 'I really don't need this kind of pressure before my first caffeine hit of the day'
• Ewan Morrison: 'I chose post-modernism, having tried and failed at growing vegetables in my own poo'
• Fordyce Maxwell: 'Been there, done that, don't particularly want to do it again'
• Kenny Farquharson: Tories take a backward step
• Hardeep is your love: I'm looking forward to a solo encounter with Santa
• Dani Garavelli: Bottom of the class
• Gerald Warner: Capitalism didn't kill the banks – socialism did
• Peter Ross: A matter of life and death in the rat-runs of Glasgow