Joke of the Day
A woman bought a sat nav for her husband's birthday.
She had it installed while he was at work. When she told him, he said "great" and went out to try it.
A few minutes later he returned home and told his wife to take the sat nav back to the shop. "I need one with a man's voice," he said. "I can't have two women in the car telling me what to do."
Jim L, Davidson's Mains
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