John Gibson: Kate’s love affair with the cameras
That’s solo with a battalion of marine commandos behind her, plus a tank or two just to be on the safe side.
Kate spent four hours at the hairdresser tarting herself up for her solo debut, I’m hearing from a reliable source.
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Hide AdA proper bunch of cuddles, she’ s been booked to drive the first tram. Charlie Miller’s poised with his secateurs. Enough hair there to stuff a sofa.
Quite frankly, duchess, it’s fast getting to the stage where the nation is sick fed-up of seeing you in the papers.
No limits
A motorist exceeding double the alcohol limit walked free from Perth Sheriff Court. It was his fourth drink-driving conviction. A pat on the wrist and now be a good chap and don’t do it again.
If you want to see this sheriff in court, his name is Robert McCreadie.
Afterwords . .
... Are those crow’s feet under 69-year-old Paul McCartney’s wearied eyes?